"DON'T PINCH ME" lyrics

Don't pinch me, it is painful
I yell like it's my staple
Don't like it? Go to your cradle
Don't like me? You can suck it
Spit on you like a trumpet
I'll put your brain in a bucket
Don't pinch me, it is painful
I yell like it's my staple
Don't like it? Go to your cradle
Don't like me? You can suck it
Spit on you like a trumpet
I'll put your brain in a bucket

I wish that Fred instead was Ted again
Don't make me say what I just said again
I just ate, but I am ready to be fed again
It is not about the gift, it's just the sentiment
Got it, you're acting like you're honest
You'd tell me anything to get you what you wanted
Noted, think I don't know your motive
Say what you really think, don't need to sugarcoat it

Don't pinch me, it is painful
I yell like it's my staple
Don't like it? Go to your cradle
Don't like me? You can suck it
Spit on you like a trumpet
I'll put your brain in a bucket
Don't pinch me, it is painful
I yell like it's my staple
Don't like it? Go to your cradle
Don't like me? You can suck it
Spit on you like a trumpet
I'll put your brain in a bucket

If I wanna lift a weight I have to be more strong
Why do I wake up at night and think about what's wrong?
I would watch a movie if it was-a-not too long
I am an adult, I do not care about the prom
Sometimes I care too much I think I cannot sleep
Sometimes I drink too much I think I cannot eat
I think I have some demons I cannot defeat
When I say hello to you I think it's nice to meet

Don't pinch me, it is painful
I yell like it's my staple
Don't like it? Go to your cradle
Don't like me? You can suck it
Spit on you like a trumpet
I'll put your brain in a bucket
Uh
Don't pinch me, it is painful
I yell like it's my staple
Don't like it? Go to your cradle
Don't like me? You can suck it
Spit on you like a trumpet
I'll put your brain in a bucket