"I Do For You" lyrics

I don't take phone calls when I'm fishing
I don't do weddings and I don't do dishes
I'm not gonna sit in the front pew
I don't go to the mall on Saturday
I never felt the call to spend my time that way
But I proudly say I do for you

Get a real job, move across town
Stop at one beer, grow up and settle down
Ain't it strange how all the things I'd never do
I do for you

I ain't the kind of guy who'd take a week off
Drive up the coast just to watch some leaves fall
Or spend money on a hot tub hotel room
I never thought I'd go for candles by the bathtub
Roses on the bed or a thirty-minute back rub
But I proudly say I do for you

Get a real job, move across town
Stop at one beer, grow up and settle down
Ain't it strange how all the things I'd never do
I do for you

Trim my beard up, put a suit on
Pick a preacher, pick a love song
Never thought I'd see the day I'd say "I do"
But I do for you
I do for you