"I'm Trying To Learn To Serve" lyrics

I'm trying to learn to serve

I am. I make him some pasta, open a box of wine
I like dressing up! Especially when I go out dancing

I like to wear lots of very sparkly glittery things

I'm a big cat lover
I've got a pussycat here, he's very striking, very handsome

I like dressing up especially when I go out dancing
And It's truly fantastic

The thing I like to do... But don't tell anybody. It's a secret

It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret...

I very rarely do [?] and if I do it's prearranged

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I'm trying to learn to serve...

I love shoes. I've got so many shoes
I love shoes. I love shoes. I love shoes. I love shoes...
But also boots as well
I've got big platform boots
And sort of 60s' zip-up boots

And [?] shoes and bits for years and I ask you to dress up
I've got like, I've got loads for lurex
I don't think I've got anything else to say...
And I got pants
And a matching jacket