"Philip And Steve's Furniture Removal Company" lyrics

Idea for a sitcom:
Philip and Steve's Furniture Removal Company
Based on the early lives of Philip Glass and Steve Reich in New York in the 60's
Many hilarious gags about the repetitive nature of the work
And the phases that Steve's life goes through
Theme tune would be a bit like this…

Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company
Philip and Steve's furniture removal company

If you live in New York City in the 1960's
And you're tired of having your stuff scuffed
And tossed about by some Boulez-loving lout
Who is out to make your home all atonal
Call Philip and Steve's Furniture Removal Company
They will, with minimal disruption to your routine, change your whole scene
They'll take it apart, put it back together
Strangely familiar but never quite the same again
They'll do it again, and again, and again…