"Watchdog Report / Texas Has A Whorehouse In It" lyrics

[Chorus]
Watchdog will get you if you don't watch out
Watchdog sees and watch dog knows
Watchdog keeps us on our toes
Watchdog assures you that the law's the law
No exception to the rule
Watchdog ain't no fool

Watchdog protects you
He's out on the prowl
Guards and checks the best he can
Watchdog is a fighting man
Watchdog will throw his beam of light around
If some folks don't tow the line
Watchdog's light will shine

[Solo]
Texas has a whorehouse in it!!

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Lord have mercy on our souls

[Solo]
Texas has a whorehouse in it!!

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Lord have mercy on our souls

[Solo]
I'll expose the facts, although it fills me with disgust
Please excuse the filthy, dark details, and carnal lust!

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Filthy, dark details, and carnal lust!

[Solo]
Dancing going on inside it
Don't you see they've gone plum wild!
I inquired
No one denied it
Now I think I'm getting riled
Bodies close together
Arms and legs all rearranged
And the sheriff does not close it down
That's very strange

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Does not close it down
That's very strange

[Solo]
Mean-eyed, juiced-up, pretty-jeaned, honky-tonk cowboys!

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Oh, no!!

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Mixing with green-eyed, thin-lipped, hard-as-nails, peroxide blondes!

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Oh, no!!

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Not to mention some types that you never guess would venture near
Acting depraved and loose and wild, ninety miles from here
And now our own Melvin P Thorpe Sangers

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Texas has a whorehouse in it

[Solo]
I'll not let this scandal fade

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Texas has a whorehouse in it!!

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All uproot and I'll crusade
I can smell corruption, and I'll fight it to the top
Loveless copulation going on
And it must stop

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Loveless copulation
Stop that copulation
Loveless copulation
Stop that copulation

Texas has a whorehouse in it
Lord have mercy on our souls
Texas has a whorehouse in it
Lord have mercy on our souls
Watchdog smells corruption and he'll fight it to the top
Loveless copulation going on, going on, going on, going on, going on, going on

[Solo]
Don't touch that dial!!
This is Melvin P. Thorpe saying "I'll be back, with new and revealing information about this and other cases. Watchdog never sleeps."

[Chorus]
And it must stop
Watchdogs gonna get you
Gonna shine his light on you
Watchdogs going to get you
Gonna shine his light on you