"Anything You Can Do" lyrics

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!

Any note you can reach
I can go higher.
I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. [High]
Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher]
Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher]
Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher]
Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher]
Yes, I can. [Higher] No, you can't. [Higher]
Yes, I CAN! [Highest]

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. [Softly]
Yes, I can. [Softer] No, you can't. [Softer]
Yes, I can. [Softer] No, you can't. [Softer]
Yes, I can. [Softer]
YES, I CAN! [Full volume]

I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure.
That's what I thought
You crook!

Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
Yes, I C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N!
Yes, I C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N!
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
Yes, I CAN!

Anything you can say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. [Fast]
Yes, I can. [Faster] No, you can't. [Faster]
Yes, I can. [Faster] Noyoucan't. [Faster]
YesIcan! YesIcan! [Fastest]

I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No.
Neither can I.

Any note you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. [Sweetly]
Yes, I can. [Sweeter] No, you can't. [Sweeter]
Yes, I can. [Sweeter] No, you can't. [Sweeter]
Yes, I can. [Sweeter] No, you can't. [Sweeter]
Yes, I can. [Sweeter] No, you can't, can't, can't. [Sweeter]
Yes, I can, can, can. [Sugary]
Yes, I can! (No, you can't!)