"This Holiday" lyrics

It's the first day of November, this year is dragging on
Not even December and they're playing Christmas songs
They're hanging decorations, putting up the tree
Does anybody else hate this just as much as me?

They got you trained so well
You're camping at their door
Consumer bastard animal, you wrestle to the floor
Buy me what I want
Put yourself in debt
I'm so over it

This holiday
I wanna be alone
I can kiss under mistletoe
On my own
This holiday
It's all about me
Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree
Don't care if Santa's pissed
Put me on the naughty list
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me

I can't see to remember if I ever cared at all
I can't take a Christmas break 'cause I work at the mall
Only one day off, wouldn't it be great?
If I didn't have to spend it with people that I hate

I took a piss on
Your burning Yule log
I'm passed out in the snow, drunk on egg nog
I got a visit from
The ghost of Christmas past
Kicked a stocking up his ass

This holiday
I wanna be alone
I can kiss under mistletoe
On my own
This holiday
It's all about me
Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree
Not feeling Yuletide cheer
Maybe try again next year
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me

Rudolph, fuck off
Don't turn your nose up at me
Frosty is melting
You know he can't take the heat
Now that it's Christmas Day
I'm just stopping by to say

This holiday
I wanna be alone
This holiday
I wanna be alone

This holiday
I wanna be alone
I can kiss under mistletoe
On my own
This holiday
It's all about me
Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree
Won't play your reindeer games
Caroling drives me insane
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me

This holiday
This holiday
This holiday

Don't care if Santa's pissed
Put me on the naughty list
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me