"The Party" lyrics

Was Gary Oldman ever married
Ever married to Uma Thurman?
And the actress who was in The Road
Could you tell she wasn't really German?

I don't know
That's what she asked me
Last night at the party
Was almost at the door

She's driving me crazy
But baby, I know she wants me
And that's for sure

I said
"Give me just a minute
And I'll take the elevator
To your floor"

I'm fairly certain Audrey Hepburn
Smoked a cigarette out on this terrace
And paparazzi hid behind
That statue they say
She brought back from Paris

Oh, is that so?
That's what she told me
Last night at the party
Was almost at the door

She's driving me crazy
But baby, I know she wants me
And that's for sure

I said
"Give me just a minute
And I'll take the elevator
To your floor"

Now, I don't mean to brag you know?
But a while ago I dated Leonardo
But he left me after on his yard
He caught me making out with Jared Leto

Oh, is that so?
That's what she told me
Last night at the party
Was almost at the door

She's driving me crazy
But baby, I know she wants me
And that's for sure

I said
"Give me just a minute
And I'll take the elevator
To your floor"

Baby, I know you want me
Don't lock the door

I said
"Give me just a minute
And I'll take the elevator
To your floor"