"Don't Feel Like Doing Drugs" lyrics

That's right, that's right! You know, gotta get off the drugs, son!

Always lookin' for an alibi
A bad excuse
But what's the use?
A [?] that had never crossed my mind

I can't take another sad good-bye
The lies and boasts
I don't believe in ghosts
I'm doing slapstick in the kingdom of the blind!

Maybe I'm tired of foolin' 'round that much
Maybe I just wanna throw away my crutch
And so I sit and stay awake
And think of thugs
And I won't feel like doing drugs

I remember twenty-five years ago
I felt alive
But I was only five
I still remember every program
Toy, and game

Don't ask me what I did a year ago
It's all a blur
I don't remember her
Now she's got a three month old
And she's giving him my name!

Maybe that wouldn't really be so bad
Maybe I just need someone to call me 'Dad'
And I can vacuum all the walls
And paint the rugs
And I won't feel like doing drugs

Always looking for an alibi
A sad excuse
But what's the use?
A [?] that had never crossed my mind

'Just Say No'! DUH!

But I can't take another sad good-bye
The lies, the boasts
I don't believe in ghosts
I'm doing slapstick in the kingdom of the blind!

Maybe I'm tired of foolin' 'round that much
Maybe I just wanna throw away my crutch
And so I sit and stay awake
And count the bugs
But I won't feel like doin'
No, I don't feel like doin'
And I will not feel like doin' drugs