"The Company" lyrics

Welcome, welcome my son
We've had our eyes on you
We'll teach you everything
You thought you'd never do

And your belief that we are evil's just not true
Anyhow
Anyway
We'll mold your mind
It's ours as of today
And we'll monitor most everything you say
And it doesn't really matter anyway

We'll buy you brand new clothes
And we'll change your hairstyle
We'll take you to your desk
And give you things to file

May not be used to it
May take a little while
Anyhow
Anyway
We'll correct those nasty habits you display
And we'll watch you run
And let you run away
And I'll find you
And remind you every day

What's this
What do you mean
You don't wish to comply
You'd better think because
You'll sink before you fly

One thing we hate worse than a quit
And that's goodbye
Anyhow
Anyway
The Company keeps tabs on you all day
We'll take care of things and give you time to play
We just want you to enjoy a pleasant stay