"The I'm Gonna Fight Jim's Girlfriend Polka" lyrics

Jim's brought his girlfriend, I'm gonna fight her
Gonna shove, hit, scratch, claw, and bite her
I'm gettin' lippy, she's feelin' zippy
And we're gonna have some fun tonight
Out on the boardwalk, I'm talkin' big talk
With a single punch she lands me on the sidewalk
My world is spinning, she stands there grinning
And we're gonna have some fun tonight

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, we're all at the bar
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, we're all at the bar singin'
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, we're all at the bar
Drink until you don't know who you are (Boys!)
Drink until you don't know who you are

Jim's brought his ciggies, I'm gonna smoke em'
Gonna huff, puff, suck, snort, and toke em'
Give me a whiskey, cause' I'm feeling frisky
We're gonna have some fun tonight
Jim's brought his mummy, we're gettin' chummy
For a broad her age she looks pretty yummy
So we get squishy, in her Mitsubishi, ha-ha
We're gonna have some fun tonight

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, we're all at the bar
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, we're all at the bar singin'
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, we're all at the bar
Drink until you don't know who you are (Boys!)
Drink until you don't know who you are

Huh, huh, huh!
Everybody sing now!
La-la la-la-la, la-la-la-la la-la la-la-la
La-la-la-la
Very nice my friends! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
La-la la-la-la, la-la-la-la la-la la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la

No word of a lie friends, this ain't no violence
It's just the way we do on Staten Island
She pulls me up and we hug it out then
We head on back inside, where she buys me a scotch and soda

Hey the ice feels pretty good on my lip
Hey! [?] get me another fuckin' beer would you!
Jimmy! Cigarette you prick
Come one! Come all! Near and far
Drink until you don't know who you are

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, we're all at the bar singin'
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, we're all at the bar
Drink until you don't know who you are (Yeah!)
Drink until you don't know who you are