"Business Ethics" lyrics

My cousin had an idea
He needed money for drugs
He went missing for days
Called his mom, "Please pay"

They got me in chains
They're gonna hurt me with knives
He was home the whole time
He was home smoking ice

Kidnap yourself
You're the hostage here
Kidnap yourself
Let's disappear

I had an idea
I needed time off of work
Boss told me, "Don't ask"
So I called that jerk

They got me zip ties
Say they'll take my life
I was home the whole time
And here's your invite

Kidnap yourself
You're the hostage here
Kidnap yourself
Let's disappear

Kidnap yourself
You're the hostage here
Kidnap yourself
Let's disappear

When your loved ones are burnt
And all your friends hate you
Enterprise put your brain to work
Devise a plan to scam them one last time

My cousin is full of ideas
He needs money for drugs
He found a scheme to rely on
Now he works in finance