"Unlicensed Hall Monitor" lyrics

There's a guy with a search history darker than a sea trench
Telling you how to live
Closet, crawlspace, and attic full of skeletons

A grown man who can't handle his shit
A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss, can't handle his shit

Seen'm before
There's always one
He's hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

Seen'm before
There's always one
He's hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

There's a guy in a group chat with klansmen
Telling you how to live
Just a matter of time before
He is the one come twisting in the wind

A grown man who can't handle his shit
A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss, can't handle his shit

Seen'm before
There's always one
He's hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

Seen'm before
There's always one
He's hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things

But man it makes me sick to sing this

But man it makes me sick to sing this