"French Song" lyrics

I want to write a song
To get popular in France
So when I play my tune
Everybody dance
But lyrics are my
Biggest concern
'Cause French is impossibly
Difficult to learn

Learning takes time
And I don't wanna wait
That's why I'm gonna use
Google Translate
And then I get together
These three cords
And some typical
Basic French words

Bonjour, merci, Merde, c'est la vie!
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I guess this song
Doesn't really make sense
No one understands it
And nobody dances
I'll try to make a song
That speaks about love
But there is one problem
That I can't solve
How to make a love song
With the words: Je t'aime
'Cause the only rhyme
That Google offered is Marine Le Pen
And do you know
What rhymes with
Macron Emmanuel?
Molotov cocktail

Bonjour, merci, Merde, c'est la vie!
Santé, s'il vous plait Parlez-vous Français?