Dune Rats - Rich Kid Rehab Lyrics

Dune Rats Lyrics

"Rich Kid Rehab"

Never had a beer but you're so hungover
Never done drugs but now you're sober
No one's ever seen you do heroin
A cocaine deal that you never been
Never been to jail but you got tattoos
A can of Coca-Cola is the most you use
Wanna go to rehab, heard it's cool
Alcohol Anonymous, [?]

How many cigarettes in the back?
How to make up for the things you lack?
How many cans in a case of beer?
What the hell are you doing here?
How much weed in a bag of weed?
What's the difference between crack and speed?
How many grams are in a gram?
How many Xans are in a Xan?

First step, say you're sorry
Second step, write your story
Everything just feels ugly
When you're getting drunk on crocodile tears
Fifth step, you're such a fake
Sixth step is another break
Well done, you've come so far
Eighth step is blah blah blah

Welcome to rich kid rehab
Welcome to rich kid rehab
Welcome to rich kid rehab
Welcome to rich kid rehab

Ninth step, you're nearly done
Tenth step is a bit more fun
You're almost out, just one to go
Twelve steps, is it all for show?

Welcome to rich kid rehab
Welcome to rich kid rehab
Welcome to rich kid rehab
Welcome to rich kid rehab
Everyone's at rich kid rehab
Welcome to rich kid rehab
Wanna be at rich kid rehab
Wanna be a rich kid relapse

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album: "If It Sucks, Turn It Up" (2024)

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