"This Movie Sucks" lyrics

I've been living life like it's a movie I don't wanna watch
Can we just cut right to the montage?
Skip ahead a month or two, and I thought I would be better
But I'm not, this movie sucks

I guess when I'm dead, that's just the ending that I get
No ride into the sunset, there's no bloopers at the end
So I'll just bide my time and try my luck
Nod and smile and bite my tongue again
Why do I keep trying to make the plot make sense?

My life is a movie I don't wanna watch
A homemade horror flick on VHS
Why pretend that anybody gets a sequel
And a happy ever after in the end?

Getting bored, getting tired, so annoyed I'm even trying
You can guess who's dying next, but I'm just waiting for the plot twist
If I'm honest, I forgot who's the bad guy and who's not
I guess it just depends who's even watching
This movie sucks

My life is a movie that I don't wanna watch
A homemade horror flick on VHS
Why pretend that anybody gets a sequel
And a happy ever after? I'm a low budget disaster
Made with ketchup blood, plastic guns
When it's said and done

I guess when I'm dead, that's just the ending that I get
No ride into the sunset, there's no bloopers at the end
So I'll just bide my time and try my luck
Nod and smile and bite my tongue again
Why do I keep trying to make the plot make sense?

I guess when I'm dead, that's just the ending that I get
No ride into the sunset, there's no bloopers at the end
So I'll just bide my time and try my luck
Nod and smile and bite my tongue again
Why do I keep trying to make the plot make sense?