"She's A Forgery" lyrics

Ooh baby better learn to love the coffin
You've been forced into
And just maybe you can line my coffers
With your eyes so blue
Because you seem like a steal
I know this can't be real
I'm a hunter in the city looking for my next meal
I will praise you while appraising you
'Cause we must seal the deal
Hey!

I can't sell her, I can't move her
She's a forgery
I can't use her but I just can't lose her
She's a forgery
And she will be authenticated tonight
Hey!

And my addiction to Kimbo Slice
Is an affliction, I must pay the price
Adrift in a sea of bulk bought fantasy
And I'm still hung up on authenticity
Hey!

I can't sell her, I can't move her
She's a forgery
I can use her but I just can't lose her
She's a forgery
And she will be authenticated tonight

Let the buyer beware
That the birds in your hair
Are all just for show
And yes I know it's unfair
To purposely impair
But it's better if you don't know
No!

I can't sell her, I can't move her
She's a forgery
I can't use her but I just can't lose her
She's a forgery
And she will be authenticated tonight

I can't sell her, I can't move her
She's a forgery
I can't use her but I just can't lose her
She's a forgery
And she will be authenticated tonight