"When I'm Drunk" lyrics

Now I ain't mad, I'm done pretending
That you don't want love, just a good time ending
You find me when I'm half lit, half lonely
You tell me things you don't mean to me slowly

You're like a bourbon, smooth and mean
I can't get enough of your nicotine
But you call me baby and I say sure
I already know what I'm in for

You only call me when you know I'm drunk
'Cause I can know I'm gonna pick it up
We get tangled in the sheets when I'm three to the wind
Wake up in the morning and you're gone again
You only hit me when the bottle's dry
'Cause you know I kiss my guard goodbye
You used to call me all the time
Yeah, we used to call it love, oughta call it for the night
But I'm gonna fill it up
You only call me when you know I'm drunk

You don't call me when the sun's up
Only when the bar lights fade
You don't want love, you want someone
Who doesn't plan on making you stay

You only love me when I'm gone
When you're buzzin' that alone
In a whiskey well strong
I'm the name that's in your phone
You proved me right again
Callin' M&M&M
Girl, I'm not playin' along
You can love me when I'm gone

You only call me when you know I'm drunk
'Cause I can know I'm gonna pick it up
We get tangled in the sheets when I'm three to the wind
Wake up in the morning and you're gone again
You only hit me when the bottle's dry
'Cause you know I kiss my guard goodbye
You used to call me all the time
Yeah, we used to call it love, oughta call it for the night
But I'm gonna fill it up
You only call me when you know I'm drunk

You only call me when you know I'm drunk
'Cause I can know I'm gonna pick it up
We get tangled in the sheets when I'm three to the wind
Wake up in the morning and you're gone again
You only hit me when the bottle's dry
'Cause you know I kiss my guard goodbye
You used to call me all the time
Yeah, we used to call it love, oughta call it for the night
But I'm gonna fill it up
You only call me when you know I'm drunk