"UNFORTUNATE TODDLER" lyrics
He is the luckiest being on earth
He hasn't had a single need to worry since his birth
The cost
And all his life spent in total isolation
And doctor is placing on health complication
Infected with worms and covered in lice
He lives around in agony and screams every night
His skin doesn't fit on his bones quite right
But that's okay I think that's how the bottom baby looks like
Head is shaped like a crushed Coke can
All of his limbs are different lengths
We got rid of his vocal cords
But that's okay 'cause with his little throat he's never born
He hasn't had a single need to worry since his birth
The cost
And all his life spent in total isolation
And doctor is placing on health complication
Infected with worms and covered in lice
He lives around in agony and screams every night
His skin doesn't fit on his bones quite right
But that's okay I think that's how the bottom baby looks like
Head is shaped like a crushed Coke can
All of his limbs are different lengths
We got rid of his vocal cords
But that's okay 'cause with his little throat he's never born
