"Yorkshire Tapas" lyrics
I'll buy you a pint
You can pay for the pool
Can't share a cue
But we can sink a few
And hope that we have tea
Because if not
We're leaving together
A bag of crisps for the starter
And then we'll have the main
Basically just the same thing again
And
For dessert
I'll eat your laughter
When "let's do something soon"
Turns into solid plans
And holding conversations
Turns into holding hands
I'll book us a table
Have you seen the reviews?
If you need love
I've got enough
To cover you
When "let's do something soon"
Turns into solid plans
Suddenly you're in IKEA, debating pots and pans
I'll pick out the ladle
The shopping channel gave it great reviews
But if we need love
I've got enough
To cover two
You can pay for the pool
Can't share a cue
But we can sink a few
And hope that we have tea
Because if not
We're leaving together
A bag of crisps for the starter
And then we'll have the main
Basically just the same thing again
And
For dessert
I'll eat your laughter
When "let's do something soon"
Turns into solid plans
And holding conversations
Turns into holding hands
I'll book us a table
Have you seen the reviews?
If you need love
I've got enough
To cover you
When "let's do something soon"
Turns into solid plans
Suddenly you're in IKEA, debating pots and pans
I'll pick out the ladle
The shopping channel gave it great reviews
But if we need love
I've got enough
To cover two
