"Help Me Dr. Dick" lyrics
I'm your Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick
And when you're feeling sick, babe, I know a trick
It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' all right
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor Dick
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
So, undress, please undress, but don't be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me, Doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
I'm your Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick
Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tic
So lay down, hey, lay down, I will check what is wrong
So, get a thrill, take this pill, it moves you along
I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor Dick
I can make you feel good and you can make me big
And for sure, got a cure, 'cause you're not a peeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me, Doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me, Doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me, Doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
And when you're feeling sick, babe, I know a trick
It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' all right
Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight
I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor Dick
And I gonna heal you with my fabulous stick
So, undress, please undress, but don't be a sleeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me, Doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
I'm your Doc-, Doc-, Doctor Dick
Oh, baby, I can heal your nervous tic
So lay down, hey, lay down, I will check what is wrong
So, get a thrill, take this pill, it moves you along
I'm your Doc-, Doc-, D-D-Doctor Dick
I can make you feel good and you can make me big
And for sure, got a cure, 'cause you're not a peeper
I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me, Doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me, Doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, help me, Doctor Dick
Come on, doctor, help me quick
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick
I need your love, I feel so sick
I need a kick and you're so big
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Help me, Doctor Dick
My fever's rising, please come quick
I know you know a little trick
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper
Writer(s): John O'Flynn, David Brandes
