"Ralph, Don't Make Love By Yourself" lyrics

Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it
You're not a hanky-panky-wanky man
Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph

Oh Ralph
Aah...

It's you and me on a Saturday night
Having a drink, just talking 'bout sex and living
And I can feel
You want much more than I'm really giving
'Cos you must know
Baby what you're doin' will be my ruin
So baby, just let me go!

Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it
You're not a hanky panky wanky man
So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself
Don't act like Alf, just let go your pelf
And please don't seal it - I wanna feel it
I wanna shake and take you by myself
Myself and Ralph

Ralph, oh Ralph
I wanna taste it, please, don't waste it
So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't do it by yourself

If I would do what you want to
Baby just listen - I'm in bad condition
You need so much
And I would shoot off my ammunition
So you must know
Sleeping with you would be like
Wham! Bang! Boom! Oh no!

Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it
You're not a hanky-panky-wanky man
So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself
Don't act like Alf, just let go your pelf
And please don't seal it - I wanna feel it
I wanna shake and take you by myself
Myself and Ralph

Ralph, oh Ralph
I wanna taste it, please, don't waste it
So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't do it by yourself

Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it
You're not a hanky-panky-wanky man
Oh, Ralph
Uuh...
Aah...

Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it
You're not a hanky-panky-wanky man
So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself
Don't act like Alf, just let go your pelf
And please don't seal it - I wanna feel it
I wanna shake and take you by myself
Myself and Ralph

Ralph, oh Ralph
I wanna taste it, please, don't waste it
So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't do it by yourself

My Ralph, oh, Ralph
Oh, Ralph
Uuh...