"Afro (Freestyle Skit)" lyrics

Excuses us ladies and gentlemen

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You need to pick your afro, daddy
Because it's flat on one side
You need to pick your afro, daddy
Because it's flat on one side

What you waiting for?

Well, if you don't pick your afro
You're gonna have one side high

Well, you said you's gon' take me to see Wu-Tang, baby
So I braided my hair
Well, yes you did

Well, you said you's gon' take me to see Wu-Tang, baby
So I braided my hair
Yes, I did
Cornrowed and everything, baby

Well, you changed your mind and said we wasn't going
But my mama saw you there
Yes, she did

Check this out, one time

Well, I be blowing up your pager, daddy
But you never call me back
Well, I be putting in 9-1-1, baby
But you never call me back, no, no

See, if you don't know how to use that pager daddy
I'm gonna take that whore back
Yes, I will, you know I'll do it