"Philly Cheese Steak (Skit)" lyrics

"Philly Cheese Steak (Skit)"

[Guy:]
Gotta a girl that I think I'm gon' love forever and forever we'll be together together

[Guy 2:]
Who that my nigga? You, Rax?

[Guy:]
No motherfucking doubt. Who that my man Fuquan top of fifth?

[Guy 2:]
What up baby?

[Guy:]
Ain't nothing baby holding it down out here blazing some of this Glenwood. I'm hungrier than a hostage dawg. I'm on my way to the store. Come with me real quick. Hey hey hey hey yo!

[Foreign guy:]
What? All my money grippers

[Guy:]
Yeah it's me baby. What's going on Ackman? You got any good cheese steaks?

[Foreign guy:]
Ackman? My brother Ackman. My name is Raul

[Guy:]
Oh my fault Raul. What's up baby?

[Foreign guy:]
No prob, let's go

[Guy:]
Let me get a two Philly cheese steaks salt pepper ketchup mayonnaise fried onions

[Foreign guy:]
Hold up man. What type of motherfucking shit? What the fuck you ordering some shit?

[Guy:]
That's a Philly cheese steak man

[Foreign guy:]
I don't know that part. You put garlic mayonnaise bell pepper

[Guy:]
Huh?

[Foreign guy:]
And lettuce on a cheese steak

[Guy:]
No no you totally off now. Listen you don't know shit about Philly dawg

[Foreign guy:]
Listen no keep keep

[Guy:]
You don't know shit about 28th and Jefferson

[Guy 2:]
Philly steaks man

[Foreign guy:]
I know that part my cousin stay that part

[Guy:]
21st and Siegal

[Foreign guy:]
My uncle build buildings there

[Guy:]
10th and Pappal

[Foreign guy:]
My stocks in the building there too

[Guy:]
Lehigh Avenue

[Foreign guy:]
I wear Levi's. You know I wear the Levi's

[Guy:]
I said Lehigh Avenue

[Foreign guy:]
You can't tell me where I am from. I'm from Philly

[Guy:]
You're not from Philly

[Foreign guy:]
Philly. And the Philly top of the line. No you get the fuck out and go find the AK

[Guy:]
Oh there you go with that AK shit again. Alright listen baby. I'm a holler back at ya. Now what I'm saying

[Foreign guy:]
Okay motherfucker. Money fret grip tight jeans

[Guy 2:]
This guy's not from Philly man

[Foreign guy:]
I'm from Philly

[Guy:]
No Philly where we from

[Foreign guy:]
No Philly is where I am from

[Guy:]
Remember that

[Guy 2:]
Remember that nigga. Fuck you and that cheese steak man


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