"Cheer Up Charlie (Skit)" lyrics

"Cheer Up Charlie (Skit)"

Every day of the fuckin year I ring you
And every single fuckin day of the year you answer
And every single fuckin day of the year you say "What are you up to?"
And I go "Driving home for Christmas"
And the fuckin one time of the year that I'm actually driving home for Christmas, three fuckin years in a row, you haven't answered
You fuckin cunt


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