"Wankers" lyrics

Hitler was a pacifist
His mother was a nun
Prince Charles was his father
And he likes it up the bum

They're all fucking wankers [x4]

Fagan wanted to have a fuck
To fuck her from behind
But Fagan couldn't get it up
He'd been drinking too much wine

They're all fucking wankers [x4]

Lady Di had a spastic
It has scrambled eggs for brains
It looks just like its father
And that's a fucking shame

They're all fucking wankers [x4]

Maggie had a sex transplant
And now she's got a cunt
Micheal Foot's retarded
He's in politics for fun