"Black Friday" lyrics

This is only a test

1, 2, what you gonna do?
3, 4, 5, twisting your arm and your eye
You will buy

Step right up, donate a memory
To the bank of love, that could loan you your daydreams

Buy it!
Buy it!

Black Friday's come and gone

Buy me a future regret
A shrink wrapped fantasy, that I'll wanna forget

In the age of the mercenary
In the nursing home where river swallows the sea
That's where we'll be, with guns

Buy it!

Into the age of scrutiny
And the grandest frappé
Well I ain't gonna pay
Trimming the tree, I can hang, I won't swing
It's only a test

Buy it!
I'll pry my seat
Buy it!
From the children's graves
Buy it!
Hear the angels sing

All the zombies walk on Black Friday

It's a riot at the salad bar
Predatory lenders
Safari mission is far but you paid for them
To kill your mom

Buy it!
Buy it!
Kill 'em now!

This is only a test