"ETAJ" lyrics
(from "Everybody's Talking About Jamie" soundtrack)
You should have seen it
You should have been there
You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in there
The men were women
The girls were fellas
They did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas
(Pass it on!)
There was a lady
She had a sister
But it was kinda weird that way the lady kissed her
There were a woman
Whose name was Norman
And the frilly knickers
That was just the doorman
(Pass it on!)
There was a doorman
Whose name was Norman
And then the doorman kissed his sister
She's a Mormon
I heard there's dungeons
Inside the cellars
Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to impress
Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore
Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig 'cause he's gonna be big
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie
And there was music and there was dancing
And all the drag queens had to
Lip-sync cause they can't sing
(Pass it on!)
And there was smoking
And there were boozing
And there were boys who looked like
Girls which was confusing
(Pass it on!)
So what's a lip sync?
Is that like kissing?
Yeah, he kissed a girl whose girly parts were missing
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on the stage who broke out of his cage
Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips
Everybody's talking 'bout the tits and the hips
Everybody's talking 'bout
The crazy kid and all the things that he did
Everybody's talking about Jay-ay-ay-amie
He had 1 gogo boy
5 gogo boys
10 gogo boys in kilts
He had 1 dancing girl
5 dancing girls
10 dancing girls on stilts
He had 1 backing singer
5 backing singers
10 backing singers plus choir
He did 1 somersault
5 somersaults
10 somersaults on fire
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz from the crowd and the boy who was proud
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie
And there were cocktails
And there were mocktails
She wore a scaly skirt she said was made of croc tails
And there were feathers
And there were leathers
And there were rubber gear she said were for all weathers
And there were thigh boots
And there were high boots
And there were girl boots that you wear if you're a guy boots
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to express
Everybody's talking and we're talking about
The eyes and the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout
Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt who we're dying to see
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie
You should have been there
You won't believe the shit we saw that went down in there
The men were women
The girls were fellas
They did a rain dance wearing nothing but umbrellas
(Pass it on!)
There was a lady
She had a sister
But it was kinda weird that way the lady kissed her
There were a woman
Whose name was Norman
And the frilly knickers
That was just the doorman
(Pass it on!)
There was a doorman
Whose name was Norman
And then the doorman kissed his sister
She's a Mormon
I heard there's dungeons
Inside the cellars
Where they rain down pain and spank you with umbrellas
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to impress
Everybody's talking 'bout the things that he wore
Everybody's listening 'cause we need to know more
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the wig 'cause he's gonna be big
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie
And there was music and there was dancing
And all the drag queens had to
Lip-sync cause they can't sing
(Pass it on!)
And there was smoking
And there were boozing
And there were boys who looked like
Girls which was confusing
(Pass it on!)
So what's a lip sync?
Is that like kissing?
Yeah, he kissed a girl whose girly parts were missing
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy on the stage who broke out of his cage
Everybody's talking 'bout the switch and the lips
Everybody's talking 'bout the tits and the hips
Everybody's talking 'bout
The crazy kid and all the things that he did
Everybody's talking about Jay-ay-ay-amie
He had 1 gogo boy
5 gogo boys
10 gogo boys in kilts
He had 1 dancing girl
5 dancing girls
10 dancing girls on stilts
He had 1 backing singer
5 backing singers
10 backing singers plus choir
He did 1 somersault
5 somersaults
10 somersaults on fire
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz from the crowd and the boy who was proud
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-amie
And there were cocktails
And there were mocktails
She wore a scaly skirt she said was made of croc tails
And there were feathers
And there were leathers
And there were rubber gear she said were for all weathers
And there were thigh boots
And there were high boots
And there were girl boots that you wear if you're a guy boots
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the dress who was born to express
Everybody's talking and we're talking about
The eyes and the thighs and the puh-puh-puh-pout
Everybody's talking and there ain't no doubt who we're dying to see
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-amie
