"I Don't Like Alcohol" lyrics

I don't like alcohol
The devil's stuff god damn it all
But alcohol does like me
And who am I to disagree

Since day one
I've been haunted by booze
Even in my dreams
The priest baptised me
And dipped my head in irish cream

When I was sick
While growing up
My granny gave me lots of grog
After school
First job for me
The only place I found was a winery

You know the only cure:
At least one beer or more

I don't like alcohol
The devil's stuff god damn it all
But alcohol does like me
And who am I to disagree
I don't like alcohol
The devil's stuff god damn it all
But alcohol does like me
And who am I to disagree

People loved me
They crowned me the wine king of the nights
So I drank
Every day until the light

I sought solace at a monastery
Forever sober
My final destiny
What a surprise, I didn't know
The monks brewed beer
Oh what a blow!

You know the only cure:
At least one beer or more

I don't like alcohol
The devil's stuff god damn it all
But alcohol does like me
And who am I to disagree
I don't like alcohol
The devil's stuff god damn it all
But alcohol does like me
And who am I to disagree

No matter what I do, it seems to just get worse
Beer and wine and whisky, I guess it is my curse

I don't like alcohol
The devil's stuff god damn it all
But alcohol does like me
And who am I to disagree
I don't like alcohol
The devil's stuff god damn it all
But alcohol does like me
And who am I to disagree
And who am I to disagree