"Rule #17 - Two Sides" lyrics

He's been lazy
It's driving me crazy
Maybe he should get a job
It's been useless
He never hears me
Only when I scream and sob
He just sits there
In front of the TV
Giving his whole life away
I've grown tired of his reasons
Maybe I don't want to stay

Yet, I love him, although
Mom, I love him so
Yet, I love him, though
Mom, I love him so

Man, my lady
I think she hates me
She just never seems to quit
Do this, do that
Where's the respect at
For all the years I worked and shit
She's been crying at the table
So I leave to walk the dog
It's not my fault we're not able
To buy the things we both want

Man, I love that girl
She is my whole world
Man, I love that girl
She is my whole world

He's been lazy
It's driving me crazy
Maybe he should get a job
With so much out there
It's kinda unfair
That he just wants to stay a slob
I've been looking across Kijiji
I haven't missed a single day
If he wanted it'd be so easy
And yet, he throws his life away

Yet, I love him, although
Ma, I love him so
Yet, I love him, although
Ma, I love him so

Man, my lady
I think she hates me
She just never seems to quit
I needed a break from the rat race
My body just can't handle it
And with my E.I., it's hard to get by
Maybe she should pull more shifts
If she worked like I do
She might relate to
A body that has gotten stiff

Man, I love that girl
She is my whole world
Man, I love that girl
She is my whole world