"Hell Of A Ride" lyrics

I remember when I lost my mind
It was a pretty chilly Tuesday night
And the man on the tele said
Build a bunker in your shed
Tell your mum I love her

I'm on day 6 hundred and 39
Hello and welcome to my pointless life
Won't you have a slice of pecan pie
Let me show you where I cry
It's in the corner
It's out of order I'm

25, goin on 45, goin on 99, goin on dead
Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights
God it's a hell of a ride, goin on dead

I think of everything I could have been
A superhero in a limousine
Or a hot shot living on top
But instead, look what I've got
The world is on fire so
Baby pass me a lighter - cause I'm...

25, goin on 45, goin on 99, goin on dead
Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights
God it's a hell of a ride, goin on dead

Looks like the sun's coming out again
And I see my friends and they're over the moon to see me
What a surprise
God I'm glad
I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive

25, goin on 45, goin on 99, goin on dead
Blink twice, you'll miss the highlights
God it's a hell of a ride, goin on dead