"I Got A Date" lyrics

Tell me the truth, do I look alright?
Is my hair sticking up? Are my pants too tight?
Lie if you have to, just say I look great
It's been a while since I've done this, I got a date

Will he pull out my chair? Will he open the door?
Will he pick up the check? Do they do that anymore?
Should I be ready early or fashionably late?
Seems like all the rules have changed, I got a date

I could take another shower, change my hair again
Well, that would kill about an hour
But after I'm through, what will I do for another seven hours?
'Til he picks me up at eight, I think I'm going crazy
I got a date, I got a date

What if he don't like me? What if he does?
What if he holds me? Do I have to wear gloves?
Why do I get the feeling this is all a mistake?
I think I'm thinking too much, it's just a date

I'm gonna take another shower, change my clothes again
Well, that would kill about an hour
But after I'm through, what will I do for
Another five hours and fifty-nine minutes?
'Til he picks me up at eight, I think I'm going crazy
I got a date

It's been a while since I've done this, I've got a date
Man, maybe I'll just call and say I'm sick
I got a date, I got a date