"Monica Gives Me Lockjaw" lyrics

She gives me lockjaw
It's hard to talk to Monica
With my lips stuck together
They haven't opened since I met her
This doesn't mean that I don't like you
Just hate the way that my voice sounds
When I lost all ability to
String words together when you're around

Now it's been a week
And I just can't fall asleep
'Cause every night I grind my teeth
Thinking "are you into me?"

Saw her in calc class
Wavy hair and a pretty ass
Smiled at me, what did I say?
Can't remember, but she walked away
Are you watching me like I watch you?
'Cause I think I can feel your stare
When I get up to use the bathroom
I know I'd follow you anywhere

Now it's 12 o'clock
And I'm standing in my socks
Can hear your voice from the sidewalk
Tried your window, and it was unlocked

Oh, Monica
I wrote this song for you
My Monica
Am I coming on too strong too soon?

Now I still can't speak
And I still can't fall asleep
'Cause every night I grind my teeth
Thinking "are you into me?"