"If I Had A Dog" lyrics

If I had a dog
I'd take a picture everyday
Am I still so sad?
Is that pretty lame?

Everybody says
"Your decisions are okay
But here's a better idea: "
And a comment not about my brain

If I had a log
I'd draw a picture everyday
Am I still so mad?
I guess that's pretty lame

Everybody says
"The first one's just a game
You'll find a better one"
And then a comment about my body