"Beer Shampoo" lyrics

[Mark:] That's the kind of guy [?]
[Aynsley:] When you just stopped it was running on your head
[Howard:] Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I could do, 'cept play it for all it was worth
[Aynsley:] I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it over HIS head . . .
[Howard:] Well, it was already getting silly, man. I mean, it was remedial as it is, I think . . .
[FZ:] Ha ha!
[Howard:] Let's not make it too childish
[Aynsley:] [?]
[Mark:] Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was, or how I felt on stage . . .
[?:] Howie [?]
[Mark:] He, I used to sing, he used to sing "How is the weather" in "Happy Together" and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so I just let it keep happening
[Aynsley:] He can't stand it, man, that's all . . .
[Mark:] And you're just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl . . .
[?:] Ha ha ha!
[Mark:] Simmons!
[Howard:] Beer is another thing, man! I'm fucking soaked!
[Mark:] They use beer in some shampoos, Howard
[Howard:] I don't give a shit, that's all I know it that water would dry up and not stain, and he ruined my shoes, man! I can't believe it
[?:] Ohhh!
[Mark:] Materialist!
[Howard:] Hey lookit, Pat McGregor!
[Mark:] Materialistic! Materialistic!
[Howard:] You're the dude who said . . .
[scuffle]
[FZ:] Oh oh oh!
[Mark:] Materialist!
[?:] Ohhh
[Howard:] Don't do it to you, I don't have any beer, man
[Aynsley:] Okay
[Mark:] "New York's so lonely . . . "
[Howard:] I can't even . . . you keep your hands off me you creep
[Mark:] "And you are the only . . . "
[Jeff:] You creep, ha ha!
[Howard:] Stop it, man!