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"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" lyrics

Frank Zappa Lyrics

"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"

[Act I]

[SCENE SEVEN]
[WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?]

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery...

[JOE:]
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?


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Writer(s): Frank Zappa
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album: "Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III" (1979)
Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III album cover
The Central Scrutinizer
Joe's Garage
Catholic Girls
Crew Slut
Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
On The Bus
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Scrutinizer Postlude
A Token Of My Extreme
Stick It Out
Sy Borg
Dong Work For Yuda
Keep It Greasey
Outside Now
He Used To Cut The Grass
Packard Goose
Watermelon In Easter Hay
A Little Green Rosetta
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