"Patreon Song" lyrics

"Patreon Song"
(originally by Beardson Beardly)

My wife sells nudes on Patreon
It's kinda of disgusting
My friends tell me that they jacked off
To pictures of her pussy

I don't have the balls to tell her to stop
Because she makes more money
I wish that I never have fell in love
With a cosplay thotty

I am progressive
I am pro-choice
I am her servant
I am her toy

I am her photographer
Everyone knows
She married a pussy
And I married a whore

I married a whore
I married a whore
I married a whore

My wife sells nudes on Patreon
It's kinda of disgusting
She fucks other men on camera
And makes a bit more money

I don't have the balls to tell her to stop
Because I review anime
I wish that I never have fell in love
With a cosplay thotty


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