"Time Crime" lyrics

Napoleon Blownapart, 1610
Martin Luther, they did it again
World War Two, 1945
Tourists from the future, they did not survive
Panzers at Hastings, 1066
We fought with lasers, they fought with sticks
Nuking the Romans in 238
Enslaving the Cavemen in times before date

Strange confusions in space and time
Today, tomorrow, they blur the lines
Yesterday could be tomorrow today
But yesterday might be tomorrow too

A knight with an Uzi, that makes no sense
With mammoths and Mongols there is no defence
Hitler meets Caesar, Stalin and Nero
They're building a robot, so don't be a hero

Strange confusions in space and time
Today, tomorrow, they blur the lines
Yesterday could be tomorrow today
But yesterday might be tomorrow too

Tyrannosaurus rampage in London town
Jack The Ripper wears the Russian crown
Stonehenge ruined in a hail of rockets
Shakespeare's eyes pulled from the sockets

Strange confusions in space and time
Today, tomorrow, they blur the lines
Yesterday could be tomorrow today
But yesterday might be tomorrow too
Strange confusions in space and time
Today, tomorrow, they blur the lines
Yesterday could be tomorrow's today
But yesterday might be tomorrow too