"Living The Life Of A Dog" lyrics

I came home last night just a little late
I opened the door and she hit me with my supper plate
Can't see a whole lot through these two black eyes
But I could see enough to know I was sleeping with the dog tonight

Yes, I'm living the life of a dog
I get down on all fours when I walk
Scratching flees, sleeping on the ground
Running with the coldest noses in town
Living the life of a dog

I built a little bitty house way out back
Had all intentions of using it for our pet
But I've been in that dog house so many times
That I started chasing cars
And when you wrote my name on the bowl, now, baby
That's going just a little too far

Yes, I'm living the life of a dog
I get down on all fours when I walk
Scratching flees, sleeping on the ground
Running with the coldest noses in town
Living the life of a dog

This dog business is gettin' out of hand
Why, that woman's forgotten that I'm really a man
I was upon the couch scratching
I fell off and I hurt my neck
She loaded me up in the back of the truck
Said she was taking me to the vet

Yes, I'm living the life of a dog
I get down on all fours when I walk
Scratching flees, sleeping on the ground
Running with the coldest noses in town
Living the life of a dog
Yes, I'm living the life of a dog