"Rowdy Southern Saturday" lyrics

Well, I woke up last this morning, saw some beer cans on the floor
Got a text from my ol' lady, saying she ain't my lady no more
Went to the fast and fucking easy, got a sixer and some smokes
Gonna roll us up a fat one, we gon' kick on back and toke

Been schooling hard all week, time to throw it down

Hell, we ain't gonna have it any other way
It's a rowdy Southern Saturday, yeah

Now we heading to the pool, I'm in my Walmart bathing suit
Got a couple flats of Natty's and a funnel built for two
All my buddies have been drinking, we've been sipping Jack and Sprite
And we said, "Damn, thank God we got our glasses on 'cause these women looking right, woo!"

Y'all step y'all's ass on back, I'm belly flopping in

Hell, we ain't gonna have it any other way
It's a rowdy Southern Saturday, yeah

Now we just back home, getting cleaned up for the bar
Sipping apple pie moonshine straight out of this jar
Grab my boots, brush my teeth, pick my good shirt off the floor
There's an Uber outside and we're going back for more, damn

I hope these dead turtle shots don't do me in

Hell, we ain't gonna have it any other way
It's a rowdy Southern Saturday
Yeah, it's a rowdy Southern Saturday, yeah