"Eli Funkelby" lyrics

Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars
Coffee and ice cream to big nickel candy bars
A jukebox full of them singing Nashville stars
Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars

Autographed pictures tacked all over the wall
Old Hank at the top 'cause Hank's the only one that are
It's hard to believe so many pickers made it this far
At Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars

Well, you can see his big sign shining from miles away
Made out of knotty pine with big wide words that say
"Rely on Eli, the service is better by far
At Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars"

He's got a yard full of limousines a few years out of style
Speedometers reading that they won't go another mile
All the batteries are dead, but one's got a backseat bar
Nothing but the best in groceries, gas and used cars

Well, I filled up my tank and I ate a couple candy bars
Played the jukebox and I asked the price of his cars
I tacked my picture on the wall like a great big Nashville star
I'm booked at Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars
I'm booked at Eli Funkelby's Groceries, Gas and Used Cars