"X's" lyrics

Walked 20 minutes to the bar in 30 degrees
Just to get a, "Hell no", to my fake ID
He said, "Do you really think that I'd ever believe
A little thing like you was born in '73"
Man, give me a break, ya know my hearts been broke
He said, "I'll let you walk in if there's no Jack in your Coke"
I said, "Fair enough, I'll tell 'em you didn't know"
But then he pulled a Sharpie out of his coat

Now I got X's on my hands
While my ex is on my mind
I'll do anything I can
Just to get a drink or 5
Gimme just one night, just one
Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
Might be a tad melodramatic
But these exes
Are ruining my life tonight
Whoa, whoa oh
They're ruining my life tonight
Whoa, whoa oh

Now it's 12:45, I ain't feeling the vibe
There were 10 whole minutes where I talked to a guy
He was looking for a light, not to mention a wife
Yeah, I was never his type

'Cause I got X's on my hands
While my ex is on my mind
I'll do anything I can
Just to get a drink or 5
Gimme just one night, just one
Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
Might be a tad melodramatic
But these exes
Are ruining my life tonight

Whoa, whoa oh
Does anyone know
Whoa, whoa oh
How to wash off permanent marker
Whoa, whoa oh
Does anyone know
Whoa, whoa oh

'Cause I got X's on my hands
While my ex is on my mind
I'll do anything I can
Just to get a drink or 5
Gimme just one night, just one
Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
Might be a tad melodramatic
But these exes
Are ruining my life tonight

Whoa, whoa oh
Whoa, whoa oh
Whoa, whoa oh
Might be a tad melodramatic
But these exes
Are ruining my life tonight