"Heart Street Directions (Skit)" lyrics
Excuse me, um, could you tell me how to get to Heart Street?
Hmm, Heart Street. Alright, you go down 3 lights, right. You get on Bush Highway. You go past Vagina Street. You gon' get off at Dick, you gon' make a left on Dick, right? You gon' run right into Walls. The next block is Clit Boulevard, but you gotta be careful, it's kinda wet down there. You gon' pass Guts now, that shit takes you to Tits Project. My man, Balls, will be out—be around there somewhere, you know what I mean? Um. The Heart is around there somewhere, so. Or—you could go 45 minutes—you could take Butt Avenue to—to Hershey Highway, you know what I mean? Up Spine and—and—and—and you be at—you be at—y—you'd be at the mouth—you be at—you be at the mouth of the—the mouth of the tunnel right there. You know what I mean?
Fuckin' pervert
Hmm, Heart Street. Alright, you go down 3 lights, right. You get on Bush Highway. You go past Vagina Street. You gon' get off at Dick, you gon' make a left on Dick, right? You gon' run right into Walls. The next block is Clit Boulevard, but you gotta be careful, it's kinda wet down there. You gon' pass Guts now, that shit takes you to Tits Project. My man, Balls, will be out—be around there somewhere, you know what I mean? Um. The Heart is around there somewhere, so. Or—you could go 45 minutes—you could take Butt Avenue to—to Hershey Highway, you know what I mean? Up Spine and—and—and—and you be at—you be at—y—you'd be at the mouth—you be at—you be at the mouth of the—the mouth of the tunnel right there. You know what I mean?
Fuckin' pervert
