"Santa's Sack" lyrics

There once was a man
From the North Pole
Who had a sack
Draggin' through the snow
Draggin'
Draggin'
Draggin' through the snow
Draggin'
Draggin'
Draggin' through the snow
And once every year
He would fill his sack
Full of all his love
Just to give it back
He's come to give it back
Come to give it back
Come to give it back home

Ho
Ho
Ho

Santa's got a big ol' sack
He must have a real strong back
To carry that kind of load year-round
He has a list and he checked it twice
Santa's sack looks awfully nice
Santa Claus is comin' to town

My mom Santa's biggest fan
She says he's a real strong man
He has the biggest gift she's ever seen
Santa thinks I look like him
Dad says he's a piece of shit
For breaking up my whole family

When Santa starts comin' it's a sight to see
He's comin' for you
He's comin' for me
(Merry Christmas)

Dear Santa
Dear Santa
I wrote a list of all my favorite toys
Dear Santa (Dear Santa)
Dear Santa (Dear Santa)
Tell me it's the reindeer makin' all of that noise
Chestnuts roastin' on an open fire
Mistletoe hangin' from a silver wire
'Cause Santa's on his way
Tomorrow is gonna be Christmas Day
Why is Mom dressed in her lingerie
'Cause Santa's on his way
With a big sack on his slay

When I saw Santa's big ol' sack
It almost gave me a heart attack
I never knew they made him so damn large
Now I wouldn't mind just one more inch
I wish mine kinda looked like his
Must be why he's on every Christmas card

When Santa starts comin' it's a sight to see
He's comin' for you
He's comin' for me

Dear Santa
Dear Santa
I wrote a list of all my favorite toys
Dear Santa (Dear Santa)
Dear Santa (Dear Santa)
Tell me it's the reindeer makin' all of that noise

Chestnuts roastin' on an open fire
Mistletoe hangin' from a silver wire
'Cause Santa's on his way
Tomorrow is gonna be Christmas Day
Why is Mom dressed in her lingerie
'Cause Santa's on his way
With a big sack on his slay

I'm afraid to sit on Santa's lap
'Cause Santa's got a big ol' sack
Hanukkah and Kwanza too
Santa's got a sack for you
It's my favorite time of year
When Santa brings his North Pole here

There once was a man
From the North Pole
Who had a sack
Draggin' through the snow
Draggin'
Draggin'
Draggin' through the snow
Draggin'
Draggin'
Draggin' through the snow