"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (Sasha's Edit)" lyrics

OK, he's finally asleep
He was so excited
Wait, where are you going?
So that's why you grew up your beard?
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked-up
In my bedroom fast asleep

And I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white (snowy white)
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

She kissed him right there
Underneath the mistletoe (underneath the mistletoe)

She thought that I was tucked in bed
But I was not asleep

I thought Santa came just for me
But I saw him kissing Mommy
Right beside our tree

I put out the cookies
And I poured some milk
And Mommy came to Santa
All dressed in... silk?

I clean my room
And I never think twice
Wait, I don't, I don't, I don't clean my room

What a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus
(Underneath the mistletoe)
Kissing Santa Claus last night

Hey, Santa, I'm nice!