"Credentials (Lester & Eliza)" lyrics

Here's a list of all the pros and cons
In no apparent ordering at all
Don't look at it too closely
Or you'll know too much about me

You care a lot about timing
You're never interested in what I think
That's gotta be a good thing
Shows your mind's still working

Your talking points escape me
Would you rape me?

If it's so awful being married to me then
Why don't you leave?

And we can act like strangers
When we see each other on the street

"You know that things are getting out of hand
And no one gives a fuck about your band"
That's for a different discussion
Let's keep running

I never saw myself as sentimental
Aw, babe, why don't you show me your credentials
As much if that does
I guess I'll love you 'til it hurts

If we keep poisoning the world
We'll get used to getting sicker

Eliza, I'm not upset anymore
But I always will be bitter