"Captain Chicken" lyrics

[Del The Funky Homosapien:]
Captain Chicken, the master of the cluckers
When I knock on your door, you know it's a customer
Scary as hell, I be hella uncomfortable
I can't comfort you 'cause I'm tryna run from you (I'm out)
Always urgent, spooked, you could probably call
Dodgin' is my hobby, y'all, I have several bodyguards (Help)
I throw stones breaking through glass houses (Okay)
Dead broke, never put my money where my mouth is

[2D:]
Captain Chicken, thanks a lot
You're my deity, you're my god
Captain Chicken, oh my God
You look jolly, you look hot

Captain Chicken (Captain Chicken)
Captain Chicken

Captain Chicken, are you dead?
Wrapped in plastic, got no head
On the shelf, might look at you
You look tasty, I want you

Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken (Captain Chicken)
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken
Captain Chicken

[Del The Funky Homosapien:]
I come out in a major way
Singin' to the cops every day, I'm like Babyface
Obviously, I'm kinfolk with Dobalina (Yep)
I say a lot of things, but I'm a chicken, I don't mean it
I'ma see you, I'ma duck 'cause I'm afraid of you
In other words, a sitting duck, I'm perpetratin' too
Captain Chicken, the foulest of the fowls
Do what's not allowed, in the game, I'm out of bounds (Captain Chicken)