"WTH JUST HAPPENED?" lyrics

The only time I've ever cried was Ole Yeller
And cuttin' onions in the kitchen
It rained that night she left me high and dry
All my sunshine went missing

Now I can't find no peace
And my life's crumbling to pieces
Need to pick myself up off the ground
The only damn way I know how

Be a demon on that diesel
Burn that bar down with my people
Thread that Lynchburg 90 needle
'Til my world turns black
That damned ole desperado
Spending one more silver dollar
On a number 7 bottle
Make her mad
And get her back like
(Oh) Check off that list of things she hated
(Oh) 180 undo all that saving
Wake up in the morning in the bed but off the wagon
Take a look around like what the hell just happened

I could head west and get on with the rest of my life and learn how to forgive her
Leave those long nights and get a grip on all of my vices, that'll help me quit her
Old boy, don't take the bait and stay your ass back at home
But on second thought, I ought to go

Be a demon on that diesel
Burn that bar down with my people
Thread that Lynchburg 90 needle
'Til my world turns black
That damned ole desperado
Spending one more silver dollar
On a number 7 bottle
Make her mad
And get her back like
(Oh) Check off that list of things she hated
(Oh) 180 undo all that saving
Wake up in the morning in the bed but off the wagon
Take a look around like what the hell just happened
(Just happened)

(Be a demon on that diesel
Burn that bar down with my people...)

Be a demon on that diesel
Burn that bar down with my people
Thread that Lynchburg 90 needle
'Til my world turns black
That damned ole desperado
Spending one more silver dollar
On a number 7 bottle
Make her mad
And get her back like
(Oh) Check off that list of things she hated
(Oh) 180 undo all that saving
Wake up in the morning in the bed but off the wagon
Take a look around like what the hell just happened