"Beat My Meat" lyrics

Beat my meat!

There's a truth that's under the sheets
The only way I beat the heat
The only way I get relief
Is when I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat the meat

I'm your butcher, I'm your meat pounding man
You like my sausage, but you love my ham
Jerkin' chicken is what you crave
Then you'll be my meat pounding slave
When there's fat we tenderize
Slam the hambone between the thighs

There's a truth that's under the sheets
The only way I beat the heat
The only way I get relief
Is when I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat the meat

I'll beat your bacon, I'll beat your ham
You beat my sausage, I won't tell your man
Choke the chicken and play the skin flute
Spank the pig and make it hoot
I'm the beef, you're my chicken breast
I'll cock-a-doodle do the rest

There's a truth that's under the sheets
The only way I beat the heat
The only way I get relief
Is when I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat my meat
When I beat the meat
When I beat the meat

This could be taco heaven or this could be taco hell...