"If You See Rudolph" lyrics

Everybody's favourite time is Christmas
The family and friends are gathered 'round the tree
Well, they all know 'bout when them jingle bells start ringing
Up in that rifle stand is right where I'll be

Well, this year little Suzi asked just where I'd go
and Aunt Bertha let the cat out of the bag
I got busted sneaking out that old back door
And little Suzi's big blue eyes looked up at me
And asked

What you're gonna do if you see Rudolph?
Tell me that you'll let him walk away
'Cause everybody knows
Every Christmas when it snows
He's gotta help old Santa guide his sleigh

What you're gonna do if you see Rudolph
With those big old antlers shining bright and tall?
Please, promise me
If you see old Rudolph
He won't wind up hanging on your wall

Later I was 'bout to squeeze the trigger
On the biggest buck I've seen in all my years
'Til this day I still don't know
What was glowing on his nose
But I dropped my scope
And let him go
With this ringing in my ears

What you're gonna do if you see Rudolph?
Tell me that you'll let him walk away
'Cause everybody knows
Every Christmas when it snows
He's gotta help old Santa guide his sleigh

What you're gonna do if you see Rudolph
With those big old antlers shining bright and tall?
Please, promise me
If you see old Rudolph
He won't wind up hanging on your wall

A-ha

What you're gonna do if you see Rudolph?
Tell me that you'll let him walk away
'Cause everybody knows
Every Christmas when it snows
He's gotta help old Santa guide his sleigh

What you're gonna do if you see Rudolph
With those big old antlers shining bright and tall?
Please, promise me
If you see old Rudolph
He won't wind up hanging on your wall

Well this year...
He won't be hanging on my wall...
But next year that son of a buck just might be on my wall